Okay, it's not really a Nazi Buddha. I just thought that was a funny title. Like the worst superhero ever, or something.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19735959
Anyway, I'm trying to think of an artifact that could be more awesome than an ancient Tibetan statue carved from a meteorite.
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Still nothing.
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Okay, I'm going to stop trying now. If I come up with something before I post, it'll ruin the whole setup.